Dad- "What's this I hear about you guys fighting?"
Girl- "You wouldn't understand, Dad."
Dad- "Come on. Try me."
Girl- "Faye's trying to turn our band into a darkwave, EBM, Ambient, Shoegazing, Industrial Metal group!"
Dad- "I... I have no ideahow to respond to that.
Girl- "I'm sorry, but this is as goth as I'm gonna get!"
Amazing that mainstream media actually didn't butcher the culture for once :-p.